Full of I.T. Shark Week!: Chuck Norris and PowerShell Scripting

~ Kevin Remde

http://mschnlnine.vo.llnwd.net/d1/inetpub/kevinremde/KROmniture.htmOkay.. here's the REAL Shark Week

I received this question at a TechNet Event IT Camp in Minneapolis a few months ago…

Mike Chuck Norris

Can Chuck Norris write PowerShell scripts?  Naturally.  And only he can run his PowerShell scripts under MS-DOS 6.1.

Shark!It’s a little know fact that, after codename “Monad”, rather than “PowerShell”, the name was originally going to be “NorrisShell”.

There is a hidden “Set-ExecutionPolicy” cmdlet parameter: –executionPolicy RoundhouseKick

His scripts can execute and complete an infinite loop in 1.4 seconds.

The Microsoft TechNet Script Center for IT Pros web site is actually hosted on Chuck Norris’s Windows Phone. 

Hi YA!

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By the way – you can start working with and learning PowerShell 3.0 in Windows Server 2012 and/or Windows 8 today!

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Got more Chuck Norris PowerShell facts to add?  Share them with all of us in the comments!

Published by Kevin Remde

Kevin Remde President - CMIT Solutions of the Twin Cities West Kevin has held positions such as Sr. Technical Evangelist, Software Engineer, Information Systems professional, and Information Systems manager. He loves sharing helpful new solutions and technologies with his IT professional peers, and is passionate about helping people and businesses succeed through the intelligent application of information technology.

4 thoughts on “Full of I.T. Shark Week!: Chuck Norris and PowerShell Scripting”

  1. I knew that after Chuck Norris went down the the Virgin Islands they just started referring to it as the Islands, but Wow – Chuck Norris can execute and complete an infinite loop in 1.4 seconds is even more impressive!
    Brian Lewis
    http://mythoughtsonit.com

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  2. This is how Chuck Norris writes PowerShell scripts:
    Get-Kicked -Type Roundhouse | Set-PainLevel -Immense | Set-DeathPotential -Possibility "High"
    🙂

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